Would You Like Fries With That?

I'm Jake. Hi! Welcome to my blog. I've got diarrhea of the brain and this is where some of it ends up. Hopefully, gazing into the mysterious black hole that is my mind won't send you screaming into the night, but in case it does; don't say I didn't warn you.

However, if you're actually finding yourself enjoying this unrelenting chaos that is my brain, you may need to seek psychological help. But if (like me) you are already very well aquainted with the men in the white clothes and the comfy padded room, then feel free to peruse. But first I'd like to tell you a tid-bit more about myself. Just so we can get more acquainted.

I am 19 and currently addicted to feeling feels. I live in the United States and I am a grapefruit. I love anything Mass Effect so yes please to that business. And Game of Thrones is also welcome.


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    So cute!
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    That’s as big as she’s getting!
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    Haha well that’s an excellent system. You should put the little piggy on the rug right by the door and wait. xD
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    Haha. They sell pigs at the pet store? Only in Ohio I swear. Oh that’s a wonderful tactic. XD
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