Would You Like Fries With That?

I'm Jake. Hi! Welcome to my blog. I've got diarrhea of the brain and this is where some of it ends up. Hopefully, gazing into the mysterious black hole that is my mind won't send you screaming into the night, but in case it does; don't say I didn't warn you.

However, if you're actually finding yourself enjoying this unrelenting chaos that is my brain, you may need to seek psychological help. But if (like me) you are already very well aquainted with the men in the white clothes and the comfy padded room, then feel free to peruse. But first I'd like to tell you a tid-bit more about myself. Just so we can get more acquainted.

I am 18 and currently addicted to assassin's creed. I live in the United States and I am a grapefruit. As for my views: I don't give a flying fuck what you believe in or who you love as long as you do what makes you happy and you don't try to force it on anyone, Kay?

Now. The most important part of my blog. The ask box. I feel like singing whenever I see that little "(1)". Especially if it means I can help someone out with their problems. So if you got something you wanna talk about, just ask away :)


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Reblogged from shittymcshitshitshit
simplytheblondethatwont:

I…..am upset

Alyssa, when we cross the pyramids off the list, can we kill all litterbugs?

simplytheblondethatwont:

I…..am upset

Alyssa, when we cross the pyramids off the list, can we kill all litterbugs?

(Source: shittymcshitshitshit)

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